"When one preps one's hair and attempts to 'lock it down' with Alberto VO5 hairspray to ensure no F'uups on grade school, highschool, corporate picture day; unfortunately unaware that mother nature or the universe *Pooh'sHmeared one's hair out of form along top of forehead without one's self realizing the impromptu pooh'SHmear modification & too late to remediate before the camera picture bulb flashes & solidifies the "pooh'SHmear-look" in the analog(s) of history permanently.
Nice pooh'SHmear Bud...
Whatcha mean Bro(?)...
C'mon Bud, are you serious(?)..
Didn't you notice during smoke break outside the wind Effed with your hairspray & left you a noggin laden pooh'SHmear.
Golly Bud.
Whatcha mean Bro(?)...
C'mon Bud, are you serious(?)..
Didn't you notice during smoke break outside the wind Effed with your hairspray & left you a noggin laden pooh'SHmear.
Golly Bud.
by The Real Brian McHale November 29, 2022
Get the Pooh'sHmearmug.