shmoopattie

I’m gonna make a shmoopattie real quick.

Shmoopattie- Fecal matter; shit

by Afromanharry May 31, 2023

Shmoobst

Lacking vitality & experiencing an overwhelming sense of hopelessness.

Yeah, I don't know man, I'm just feelin' pretty shmoobst today...

by Evan and Barbie June 29, 2023

Shmoobas

Big Knockers. A.K.A: Titties

Damn girl, you got some shmoobas.

Your mom has a nice rack of shmoobas.

by DecoyMommy July 17, 2023

shmoogle

He is a real shmoogle this demented pile of human waste in the White House.

Shmoogle is a mixture of urine, puke, come and feces.

by Shmoogle Biden July 22, 2023

Shmooify

An aspiring, amateur animator that became a trollge artist on youtube about 2 years ago.

Person 1: Hey watcha wactchin'?
Person 2: Shmooify, just uploaded a new incident.

by The Godverse Desolator August 12, 2023

Shmoogily Pooh

A noun used to refer to your significant other, when they are just the cutest darn thing in the world

My Shmoogily Pooh watched Stranger Things with me, and got super close when the scary monster came out. She has my heart

by Shmoogily Pooh Bear July 28, 2024

Shmoomfing

Shmoomfing(ʃmumfɪŋ)(verb) refers to the action of a canine mammal pressing its snoutular (mouth/nose) area against a Homo sapiens. It is often a superbly sweetening experience for both beings.

Your dog, Hubert Humphrey, keeps shmoomfing me!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024