Sebastopol

One of Sebastopol's jewels was Ives Park, had lots of character once, with an old metal monkey bars tarnished by the hands of countless kids, a man-made concrete creek with steep sides that splits the park in two that fed a pond filled with lively geese and ducks and fish. The park was surrounded by a wall of tall bushes that contained the space but which had openings here and there for access to the outside. A unique stand of majestic, old redwoods with a dedication plaque is a nice visit to stop and look up the tall trees. I was saddened when the playground equipment was replaced with its more boring plastic version (probably because a bunch of dopey overprotective parents thought the old stuff was unsafe); the geese and ducks are gone because the creek is polluted and filled with shitty garbage, and some were even killed by some assholes; everything from a mattress to one of the goddam park benches (which was covered with every kind of graffiti) that had previously been fastened to the ground ended up in the creek; the bushy border was taken down because it kept the cops from being able to look in and see the criminal activity, ruining the comforting enclosed feel of the place. It used to be peaceful but now it is filled with young, scary, obnoxious, foul-mouthed fucks and their stupid rap music blaring, and gross bums wizzing in the bushes despite a public restroom is nearby. I saw some loser taking a dump under the redwoods.

Woman in park: Sir, what are you doing behind that bush?

Bum: Just doing nature's thang in ol' Sebastopol.

Woman: Why not use the restroom?

Bum: The paper's coarse!

by Jimmy Rashaverak April 27, 2011

sebass

your everyday black friend. always listen to what he says. he is the all powerful.

sebass is bass-god.

by kayree1994wha October 30, 2011

sebas

super delerius basterd (wich sleeps a lot)

They live I sleep

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

sabra

someone who is very intelligent, but has to suffer many hardships and setbacks.

Sabra just made an "A" in school, but got in trouble for loosing her homework.

by Sabra Williams June 8, 2004

guy sebastian

a beautiful person who has a beautiful voice and doesnt deserve to be insulted

talented,an amazing singer

by seud March 11, 2004

sebastain bach

Sebastain Bach was the lead singer of the hair metal band called Skid Row in the 1980s. He since has went on to act and perform in other bands. He has many female fans that think he is perfection.

Oh my gosh Sebastain Bach has a sexy voice AND is so hot!

by Miss Marie K May 31, 2007

seBAOstian

a small man with huge cock, the best sex givver

i heard you were dating tino, so... is he a seBAOstian?

by banhbaoking May 19, 2008