sebastiano

the sexiest man of all time he will be the most special person to have ever walked on earth.

damn sebastiano a menace

by Sebastiano January 2, 2022

Sebastian Issue

The person that felt left out

Me:you got skilled issue
someone:what and how u keep saying skill issue
Me:Because you got Sebastian issue
Someone: :skull: what

by guess that unknown guy May 6, 2023

guy sebastian

he is really coolies... coolieser than evil shannon and tammy macintosh HEHE

all saints is worse than guy

by samy March 15, 2004

Guy Sebastian

A large turd with traces of dark pubic hair on either end.
See afroturd

The Guy Sebastian I saw in the park the other day was gobsmacking.

by Gay Sebastian May 6, 2005

Sebastopol

One of Sebastopol's jewels was Ives Park, had lots of character once, with an old metal monkey bars tarnished by the hands of countless kids, a man-made concrete creek with steep sides that splits the park in two that fed a pond filled with lively geese and ducks and fish. The park was surrounded by a wall of tall bushes that contained the space but which had openings here and there for access to the outside. A unique stand of majestic, old redwoods with a dedication plaque is a nice visit to stop and look up the tall trees. I was saddened when the playground equipment was replaced with its more boring plastic version (probably because a bunch of dopey overprotective parents thought the old stuff was unsafe); the geese and ducks are gone because the creek is polluted and filled with shitty garbage, and some were even killed by some assholes; everything from a mattress to one of the goddam park benches (which was covered with every kind of graffiti) that had previously been fastened to the ground ended up in the creek; the bushy border was taken down because it kept the cops from being able to look in and see the criminal activity, ruining the comforting enclosed feel of the place. It used to be peaceful but now it is filled with young, scary, obnoxious, foul-mouthed fucks and their stupid rap music blaring, and gross bums wizzing in the bushes despite a public restroom is nearby. I saw some loser taking a dump under the redwoods.

Woman in park: Sir, what are you doing behind that bush?

Bum: Just doing nature's thang in ol' Sebastopol.

Woman: Why not use the restroom?

Bum: The paper's coarse!

by Jimmy Rashaverak April 27, 2011

sebass

your everyday black friend. always listen to what he says. he is the all powerful.

sebass is bass-god.

by kayree1994wha October 30, 2011

sebas

super delerius basterd (wich sleeps a lot)

They live I sleep

by Anonymous October 14, 2003