Scooflie

An item of clothing that feels soft and fluffy to the touch and keeps you lovely and warm when wearing it.

I love my new jumper, it's totally scooflie.

by Janofarc May 3, 2016

scorf

The really long hand knitted length of fabric used by Sportacus in Lazytown after Robbie Rotten wiped his memory and forced him to make it.

A name for any scarf that is wildly long. Like, extremely long.

"Sportacus pulled out his scorf and swung in to catch Ziggy before he could fall."

by SporkalingWater December 7, 2016

scrifen

A piece of something. Most commonly something awful.

Jay Cutler is paid entirely too much money to play like doo-doo scrifens every Sunday.

by Swatterblotterz13 December 30, 2016

schoffing

Schoffing is an infinitive verb usually associated with groups of men sitting together in a public area watching other people go about their daily business while their wives are shopping.

Abdul and Asad spent the entire afternoon schoffing, while drinking mint tea in front of the local cafe.

by Cruising through time April 14, 2017

Scrafy

Synonym of scratchy

Hey dude, that jumper is so scrafy.
Meh, u should wear that unscrafy hoodie I bought u.

by MrScrafyxd November 2, 2017

Screff

A scruffy meff.
A mucky bugger.
An untidy so-n-so.

Dont be such a screff - get in the bath, ya tramp!

by Yamasascreff December 17, 2017

Scroat

Noun. Derived from word "oat," the term scroat is a combination of the notorious oat and the hairy scrotum, forming the perfect degenerate. A scroat is a person who does not have more than a 2% brain capacity, or a 12 point IQ.

"Scroat scroat scroat".

by Mike Clitori October 16, 2018