Scissor Jacks

Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.

Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.

Terrified of wood !!

1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?

2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!

3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !

by Abby Normal December 21, 2022

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Scissor Twizzler

A sex game played by two women in which the ends of 3-4 twizzlers are placed in the entrance of each woman's vagina. The two participants must scissor for five minutes, while simultaneously trying to suck in as many twizzlers as possible. The participant that has the least amount of twizzlers inside them at the end of the five minutes must eat the twizzlers.

Ya'll heard what happened to my buddy Erica in the softball dugout last night? Bitch lost a game of Scissor Twizzler, shoulda known better than to challenge that chick Audrey's Gorilla Grip!

by IYKYKDefinitions June 5, 2023

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Scissorhood

(n.) A group of three or more women scissoring.
(adj.) The feeling of getting gangbanged by three or more women.

Examples of Scissorhood in a sentence.

Noun
I'll pass on bible study, I'll be having fun with my scissorhood tonight.

Adjective
(1) I've been a good girl, so please send me to scissorhood!
(2) Damn boy, you're tight as a scissorhood.

by M. Yamazaki September 19, 2023

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