pulled a schmidt

the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious

guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."

by therobotshirt August 5, 2011

taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016

Pull a Schmidt

When someone challenges someone else to something, then when the day comes to put up or shut up, you suddenly “pull your hamstring.”

Robert challenged John to a race, but we all knew he would puss out and Pull a Schmidt.

by TacoBabyJesus April 9, 2021

schidd

a substitute for the very useful word "shit" but you can use it in emails at work without fear of being reprimanded.

this obsession with cost-cutting is getting way out of hand. I'm sick and tired of this schidd.

by smartazz December 4, 2004

schamidge

Two slices of buttered bread, choice of filling. Localised slang; Reading and Newquay.

"Get me a schamidge NOW mofo"
"Irene's plastered... get her a schamidge"

by Schamidge Damage June 25, 2006

schmadiculous

Like ridiculous but EIGHT TIMES WORSE

Yasmin is schmadiculous.

by Iamarealpersonsubmittingthis July 4, 2008

schmigg

"a scrucious fat stupid pig"

Logan called Amber a schmigg, and now we have a bunch of schmiggs in the family. hahahaha

by Rachel & Amber March 13, 2009