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salesian memes

Salesian memes is a legendary Instagram account run by anonymous user at Salesian school Chertsey.

Dunno if we will ever find out who they are.
Salesian memes is a wholesome community- 2020 ur marge
by timmy and th slimez fo sure October 5, 2020
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saleshole

A saleshole is a combination of a salesman and an asshole. Since most salesmen are assholes it is simple to combine the names into one.
One person asks another, who was on the phone?
Answer, just another saleshole.
by Ken_S. July 25, 2006
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Traveling Salesman

After a guy hooks up in a strange town while away on business, he addresses the awkwardness of saying goodbye by instead slapping his host in the face with his dick. I mean, he might as well right?
Ralph met Debbie at the exit 72 Chili's last night. After a couple hours of swap meat action, he gave her a Traveling Salesman on the way out the door.
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Salsa

the act of eating out a girl when they are on there period.
hey dude i bet u love da salsa lolololololol
by shanikwalikesdehsalsa October 20, 2007
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salesmonkey

1. a live or stuffed monkey used to sell a product
2. another name for a salesman/salesperson who often try to sell products door to door or over the phone. an insult for a salesperson relating to theIr choice of job and the fact that they are really annoying and often rese,ble monkeys on a literal or figurative basis.
'theres a salesmonkey at the door!'
'GO AWAY! YOU BLOODY SALES MONKEY!'
'i wish you/them salesmonkeys would bloody stop calling me!'
by shpannah September 7, 2006
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salestards

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.
by Fake Steve January 14, 2008
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Sales Fag

Sucks dick for a living. Tries to get people to buy things even when they dont want them.
Adam Davis is a Sales Fag
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