by Grod1 November 13, 2015
Guy 1: Dude, check out the monster 20inch rims on that truck!
Guy 2: Total soft-roader.
Look at that soft roader going past - looks like it's gonna tip over going around the corner.
Guy 2: Total soft-roader.
Look at that soft roader going past - looks like it's gonna tip over going around the corner.
by Archetypicalone March 28, 2011
A term used to describe a straight man, often white, who has done the work to deconstruct toxic masculinity, but is still a bro. Their social environment consists of queer women, gay man, and other soft bros.
Visually soft bros appear identical to regular bros and can often be found wearing a Patagonia jacket, short, and a cap. Unlike regular bros, they are well read, aren't assholes, and understand their privilege in society.
Just like regular bros, soft bros can be found in taverns and dive bars, drinking beers all- day -long, imbibing bottomless mimosas during brunch, and enjoying cocktails before dinner on a weeknight. Though, they will take pains to remind you non-alcoholic options are totally cool too.
Visually soft bros appear identical to regular bros and can often be found wearing a Patagonia jacket, short, and a cap. Unlike regular bros, they are well read, aren't assholes, and understand their privilege in society.
Just like regular bros, soft bros can be found in taverns and dive bars, drinking beers all- day -long, imbibing bottomless mimosas during brunch, and enjoying cocktails before dinner on a weeknight. Though, they will take pains to remind you non-alcoholic options are totally cool too.
"Last night Martin and I went to watch a documentary about LGBTQIA immigration policies in the US and then we hit the bar and had like at least 15 beers. He's such a soft bro! He even let me borrow his Patagonia jacket cause it was SO chilly out! He only said two problematic things all evening."
by Jolene in the bay August 12, 2023
The act in which you orgasm in a promptly manner and continue to have intercourse with your flaccid penis.
by turdfergason November 21, 2015
Mom! We don't have a box for this Christmas Sweater i'm giving Dad. I guess i'll have to soft wrap if with the wrapping paper and tape.
by ProfessorSnuggles December 24, 2015
Jerking off and almost climaxing before instantly turning soft, due to your sister's loud singing in the hallway.
"My sister totally turned me flaccid during my fap-time, this time it was a Disney song. That's my third soft molly this week!"
by squidge winkle August 06, 2011
Like ghosting, except instead of completely dropping communication, decreasing communication by around 99%
“Ugh, mark is totally soft-ghosting me. We used to constantly talk daily, now he only sends me like one snap a day.”
by Miabia October 16, 2021