Amazon socialist

Someone who is prepared to abandon their principles to save 49p on a book / CD / dvd / Joseph Joseph stacking utensil set

Steve's always banging on about workers' rights but he's an amazon socialist when it comes to deciding where to buy the new Billy Bragg album

by RustyLi July 31, 2018

Anti-Socialist Behavior

Scorning Bernie for his 'socialist' ideas, then cheering Trump for promising to write everyone a check.

How dare they criticize her anti-socialist behavior?! Bernie wanted to give everyone free healthcare! Because he is Communist! Donald the self-made millionaire is going to send every American some free money, which they can spend any way they want, on beer and bullets, keeping the government out of everyone's life!

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020

religious socialist

Someone who mixes up the lyrics of 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' with the IWW anthem

"For the Union makes us strong! Glory, Glory, hallelujah- Damn it!"
"Religious Socialists"

by AASoutherner March 23, 2021

NYC Socialist

A person, who typically lives in a penthouse in New York City, who advocates for socialist reforms despite being a member of the top 10%

That Hasan piker dude is the textbook definition of a NYC socialist

by TheentireStateofNewYork November 20, 2021

shy socialistic

A term coined in Valley's song "Closer To The Picture". Basically means a shy conversationalist.

Ambiverts are examples of shy socialistics

by alewifey December 7, 2021

Bally socialist

A rich person trying to seem poorer than they are by sending their kids to a public school and then boast about how rich they are.

PERSON 1: Look at that kid, he looks so rich
PERSON 2: Must be a Bally socialist.

by thejpt March 8, 2023

Aristocratic socialist

sanctmonious prig

Anyone that calls themselves an Aristocratic socialist is really calling themselves a sanctmonious prig

by Harry on Twitter April 26, 2023