Snake on a plane 

When one receives/gives a hand job under an airline blanket mid-flight.

Jenny gave me a snake on a plane on our way from Dallas to Vail. I blew my venom at 20,000 feet.

Snake on a plane by grrr22 January 10, 2012

Shakespeare

A depressed little shit that wrote about death and fairies and kings. Te man was busted but 11/10 chance your teachers would pay mad money to suck his dick. Proved by science i don't make the rules.

Student:"hey can we study a book in actual fucking English not some Shakespeare?"
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....

Shakespeare by A good friend you can trust. November 14, 2018

milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

milking the trouser snake by keifermail July 12, 2009

Snake

Like lizards without legs

Snakes are cute

Snake by Someone404 April 21, 2020

solid snake 

The most badass soldier you will ever see. Ever.

That genome soldier whipped out his gat, but solid snake was like "whatev" and proceeded to beat the shit out of him.

Everyone wishes they could be as awesome as Solid Snake.

solid snake by Hank February 16, 2005

for Christ sakes 

It means the same as for Christ's sake! but please note the spelling & syntax.

{John}: Hey Josh, quick! Check out that blimp about to crash into a radio tower!
{Josh}: For Christ sakes John, that looks just like the pictures of the Hindenburg crash that I've seen!!!

for Christ sakes by Telephony September 25, 2013

Urban Snake 

A strand of weave from a black woman's hair on the ground, found mostly on sidewalks in public places. They have a long life span being made of plastic. Harmless and non venomous all Urban Snakes tend to be marked differently. Some Urban Snakes have beads, other shells, the tail is usually burnt or caped with tinfoil and a bead. The head of the Urban Snake is much larger and usually frayed. If encountered just back away slowly, it will be gone in a few days.

I was walking down the sidewalk in Atlanta, Georgia today when I almost stepped on a Urban Snake. She was a gorgeous example with a tight braid and three beads red, yellow, and green. I later saw a pigeon fly it off to be used in its nest.

Urban Snake by ColeScottyDavis March 16, 2010