smurfing

Named after the popular television/comic series, Smurfing is the act of putting your partner in some sort of choke/sleeper hold while having sex until their face turns blue. At this point, you pull out and finish off by proceeding to give your blue-faced partner a droopy white cap.

For added effect, you can let loose a cackle similar to Gargamel, the evil villain also from the popular 80's television show.

My girl passed out last night after we were smurfing, when she finally woke up I told she looked like grumpy smurf. She was not amused.

smurfing by igotblueballs September 15, 2010

Smurfspeak 

Intellectually lazy speech in which a single all-purpose noun or verb is frequently substituted for something more specific, the term for which the speaker can't be bothered to remember. From the dialogue between the title characters in the cartoon series "The Smurfs", in which the word "smurf" is frequently substituted for other words; the word substituted does not necessarily have to be "smurf".

Examples of Smurfspeak:

And then, Papa Smurf, I took her smurfy smurf by the smurf and smurfed her up the smurf.

The thing is in the other thing over by the thing, you know the thing I mean?

Smurfspeak by Fearman April 18, 2008

smurfhat 

A very small, often strangely shaped penis

Either it's mighty cold in here, or you're packin smurfhat!

smurfhat by muffmasta April 9, 2007

surfsexual 

when boys (mostly teenagers) are not straight nor gay. just in love with their surfboards and care about nothing else.

lilly:ughh that guy is so cute but he wont even look at me!

hallie: we are at the beach and the only thing he's paying attention to is his surfboard. he must be surfsexual

surfsexual by cassandra say October 6, 2008

Smurf

A term given to dumb players in the Battlefield series. They sit around and do nothing while your squad does everything. Usually snipers on an attacking rush map, how are you going to get the objective by sitting back.

trammellk: Look at that dumbass smurf sitting in our spawn

WWADDICT: How the hell we supposed to win with players like that.

SublimeSouth: We should kill all the fucking smurfs!

Smurf by trammellk July 21, 2011

Smurfnipples

When your nipples get pinched so often they turn blue from having a large bruise.

OR

a nickname to give someone who gets their nipples pinched frequently

yo man i gave that guy smurfnipples

Smurfnipples by niggertits666 September 12, 2012

Smurf dick 

when she so tight it squeezes the blood from your cock causing it to go blue in color

That pedo had smurf dick from that kid

Smurf dick by Big Black Rape Crime June 25, 2017