tank slapper

The pillion passenger on a motorcycle.

I got a new bike! Wanna ride tank slapper?

by Jimmetry December 11, 2011

russian slapper

when u move ur body back and forth slapping your penis and testicals against your legs. this is very rare do the incredible pain, russians are so good at it because there tecticals are so small it doesnt hurt them

ow i brusied my testicals from that russian slapper

by Forest Daytun April 27, 2006

clamp slapper

When a guy pins a girl (or boy) to the ground with his legs, and straddles her while clamping her body ... then continues to whack her on the head with his cock (also known as cock slapping).

While wrestling, Jimmy ending up giving Sally a nice clamp slapper!
When she bothers me I just threaten to clamp slap her.

by Van Mad August 10, 2006

hand slapper

1. Your mom when you are little and try to get into the cookie jar or touch her expensive vase from India.
2. A bitch/asshole that doesn't want you to touch their goods.

Hey at least your mom lets you eat cookies whenever you want, mine is just a mean hand slapper!

Dude: Hey dude, that hottie at the end of the bar is stupid fly.
Friend: Man, I wouldn't touch that bitch, she's a hand slapper.

by Contrair April 14, 2006

Blonde Slapper

A Blonde Slapper is a mad chick, who is also known to be totes awsome

Hey mate, check out that scrussin babe over there...Oh wait thats no scrusser..thats an awsome blonde slapper! woot

by hiiiiii...... August 24, 2008

crutch slapper

someone who regularly slaps crutches around old peoples ankles

sian isaac the crutch slapper

by simon williams32 December 14, 2009

Muff slapper

The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.

Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."

by badmanjoe October 8, 2010