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shonkerd

to be fucked up in any way, shape, or form
I think Sid is still pretty shonkerd from last night
by thegoonsquad November 2, 2010
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Shonk

The act of shanking and then shooting a person/animal/object.
Stan was so angry that he shonk Clyde.
by CoShaDeDine September 24, 2011
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shrinkinble

to shrink an animal penis for advertising proposes.
hey barbra, should we shrinkinble that whale penis for the condom convention?

oh look at that coke truck, they shinkinbled a dragons penis so people can see it
by maxkas July 11, 2011
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shlonker faced

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced
by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012
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Shrinky

When a mans penis is long and flaccid, and short and hard
Shrinky
by Wafflehut69 September 27, 2013
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shrinking testicles

long term affect of drinking alcohol
Angela asked in class how testicles could shrinking AKA shrinking testicles
by XtremeSlayer529 October 23, 2013
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Shrocky

The worst kind of unstable. It's both shaky and rocky at the same time. Best used to describe relationships that are on and off multiple times in a day.

It can also means a certain point in a person's life when he/she is really vulnerable.
Have you heard about Jane and Francis after the whole "I caught you with another woman" ordeal? Man, their relationship is shrocky as hell!

Hi Angely! I heard you just got over a very shrocky part in your life. Kudos!
by koyaai January 21, 2015
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