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Blizzard Shitting

The act of having multiple men cum in the girl's asshole and then having the girl take a shit next to a high powered fan so that all the cum bursts out and gets carried away by the fan...resembling a blizzard
Dude the party last night was insane, i heard some girl was blizzard shitting all over the walls
by mdubscasa11 November 1, 2010
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are you shitting on my dick?!

an exclamation used when i dont believe something or someone.
Somechick: dude carlos just called me a data enry!
Me: ARE YOU SHITTING ON MY DICK?!
by CARLOSiSABiTCH November 23, 2009
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Taylor Swifting

Verb:
The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".
Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.

Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.

Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?

Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!
by MiamiMan August 26, 2012
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testicle shitting rectal wart

its a wart on some ones ass that shits testicles.
by daniel divorice November 17, 2003
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big fat ass shitting hurry

the police arrived so the robber left in a big fat ass shitting hurry
by catlady77 April 8, 2011
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Taylor Swifting

The act of sitting down and rubbing your bare ass across the floor.
Steve: Hey, Jim, did you know that planking is now replaced by Taylor Swifting?

Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!
by mr.timmah December 13, 2012
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jesus shitting christ

noun;adjective:
a term used when something is incredibly fucking supprising or when some one or something is:
A.Fucking Retarded
B.Smells like shit
C. or is stoned OFF THEIR ASSES, rolling, or tripping and did or said something incredibly memorable, rediculous, funny, smart.ect.
"Jesus shitting christ! I´m tripping so hard, that i saw the tree from Pochahontas!"

"Jesus shitting christ! did you eat a fucking corpse?"

"Britney was really a virgin all that time? Jesus shitting christ."
by KeViN (nwapsnatas666) September 6, 2006
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