dogturtle seat

An unfavorable position

With an 0-2 count, the batter is in the dogturtle seat.

by MikeyPatriot August 01, 2010

Seat Logic

The practice of reversing conventional Toilet Seat etiquette for the benefit of the greater good.

There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.

"Wow"! "You should see the state of the toilet, time to implement Seat Logic".

"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!

by Table of Knowledge September 26, 2016

deep seated

deep seated: adj. -a severe personal belief felt in the loins, being wholeheartedly convicted of a feeling

It is my deep seated intent to free the beast on my girlfriend later.

by baccngravvy May 12, 2018

seat 21

a young mans masterbated seamen found most often on a childs school bus

omg me a tobie just saw somebody seat 21
in across the row we were sitting in

by SEAT 21 January 24, 2022

Car seat

Putting a girls driver seat all the way down and back, while sitting naked under her, having sex while she drives

She crashed her car while we were on our way to a trampoline park because we were doing the car seat.

by CJK5 April 09, 2018

guilt seat

The seat you finally get on a crowded bus or restaurant waiting area,than a handicapped or old person comes in and you then feel obligated to give that seat up.

Guilt seat

by JoeNJ2 February 27, 2011

seat wetting

When a girl becomes wet or 'cums' she it is called 'seat wetting'.

There's no use in heavy petting; it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

by DDeRo February 19, 2016