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Stoner Sense

A sixth sense, of sorts.

The ability to sense, whether you are looking at the person or not, when that person is passing you the joint, blunt, etc.

You can be completely engrossed in something else, but a vibe is sent throughout the room letting you know it's your hit.

Takes a little bit of time to fully integrate into your senses, as the odd time someone will look like they are passing you the smokeable, when they are only readjusting themselves in their seat.
I was laughing my ass off at the movie, then my stoner sense kicked when the blunt got passed my way.
by ZeeFancyMan January 4, 2010
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Scone-head

A term of affection for young family members, friends' kids, etc. Used mainly in Liverpool, UK. Presumably a corruption of the Dutch "schoonheid" for (a) beauty/handsome, from the German "Schönheit"; (a) beauty.
Come 'ed scone-head; giz a go on that Playstation!
by Heurrgh June 14, 2018
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School Stoner

A person who is always school stoned, but manages to keep it cool. Someone you couldn't imagine sober.
"Dude, check out Alex."
-Chris
"He's such a school stoner"
-Daniel
"Whut?"
-Alex
by School Stoner October 2, 2010
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natural stoner

someone who looks/acts like a stoner but isn't a stoner
john: woow lesley is such a stoner
jude: nooo bro she hasnt even touch kush before, she's just a natural stoner
by yolo189 January 25, 2013
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stoner

not to be confused with the term pothead, which is used to refer to someone who is positively incapable of functioning without pot and is in many cases very stingy with sharing their stash. stoners however are kind, gentle souls who have either been mellowed out by smoking pot on a regular basis or who started out that way. a true stoner will share his stash with pretty much anyone, anytime, just hit em up and they'll be happy to light up a bowl or a nice fat doobie.

pothead: needs their weed and doesnt much care what they have to do to get it, be it violence, stealing, or whatever level they have to stoop to. these people are the reason people who smoke weed have the social stigma that they get

stoner: definitely enjoys the pleasures of weed but doesn't really need it, but would much rather go through their day stoned than sober. stoners are generous with their weed and are willing to sacrifice their immediate high to let you get 'where you wanna be'. ive never seen a violent stoner in my life, the two just dont seem to go together.
uh...the word's stoner....lol what am i suppoed to put in this box...? gimme a break im writing this while im trashed
by Narwhal May 31, 2007
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sooner

Short for sooner blitz. Verb or noun.

An umbrella term that encompasses the acts of passing, stealing, grabbing, taking, rushing, cramming or buying something.
"Let's sooner blitz those tables over there."
"Can I sooner a Big Mac and some fries?"
"Sooner that slow driver."
by kearns May 4, 2006
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stoner burger

At McDonalds, order a double cheese burger and a spicy mc-chicken. Then split the double cheesburger in the middle so that you have a bun and burger on each side. Place the entire mc-chicken inside the double cheeseburger, bun and all. Put it back together and chow down, elimatating your munchies!
Stoner: "Gotta get to miccy d's and get a stoner burger... I got mad munchies!"
by KalvinD November 21, 2007
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