Rusty Hydraulic

When someone shits in between a girls tits, and rubbs it around. The tity-fucks her.

Boy: "Its bee a while since i have gave someone a rusty hydraulic"
Girl: "Whats that?"
Boy: "Here lemmie show you, just take your shirt off...."

by a-gap right now October 21, 2011

rusty alice

Is the walk after getting anally fucked after fucking with your period. Because of the cum and blood mix together to make a rusty color dripping down your leg.

I should not have worn my white pants after my rusty Alice this morning.

by Marty rocks September 1, 2017

rusty ginger

When you get a redhead give you a rimjob

I got a rusty ginger for us.

by Sluttygrogan November 7, 2014

Rusty Telescope

Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.

Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.

Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"

by Ziglerfish March 19, 2012

Rusty dildo

Is a dirty dildo with shit on it or a dildo that is only used only for anal purposes.

"Hey can I borrow one of your dildos?"

"Sure. But don't grab that one. It's my rusty dildo."

by Robyn Souls December 14, 2020

rusty mallet

When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)

Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.

by Poodefiner June 29, 2014

rusty midget

A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!

Man i fucked this bitch last night and i woke up with a RUSTY MIDGET!!!!

by RustyMidgetLeader777 November 30, 2016