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Rot Log

Stan: “Hey Slim, you done in the bathroom?”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”
by Kindgenius September 6, 2020
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crock rot

When a persons private area goes unwashed for days it results in a foul odor

I.e. It's been cooking for awhile like in a crock pot
Today at work Shawn smelled like crock rot.
by Delicious dee November 9, 2015
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Rot head

A deadly disease that started in northern Minnesota. A person who experiences rot diesase with experience episodes of utter rottenness in the head,
Jake stop being a rot head and do something productive for once or I’ll beat the rot out of you
by Skinnycuck June 14, 2018
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giney rot

(n.) The consequences of not washing the vagina is a terrible smell (Think fish farm) and hardening of the skin around the cervix. While not actually a rot, so to speak, it is disgusting.
Elitist is in the final stages of giney rot.
by Gumba Gumba May 12, 2004
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rots

An abbreviation for Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. It is typically typed or read, not said.
Look at this guy, he's not even a rots fan!
by escapecake May 4, 2021
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car rotting

Car rotting is like bed rotting, just in your car.
Bruh, I was car rotting earlier in the school parking lot for hours instead of going to class
by chickennugg_01 February 23, 2025
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Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 2, 2010
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