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Saddam's Revenge 

n. slang; three or more days of sickness typically experienced within the first two weeks of regularly eating in a KBR dining facility in Iraq. Symptoms include explosive diarrhea, nausea, abdominal/bowl cramping, fatigue, loss of appetite, and headache due to dehydration. Suspected culprits are the fresh sliced vegetables. Other proponents suggest its the bodies adjustment period to new pathogens found in Iraq plus upheaval due to a diet transition and air travel.
"Sir, I can't come in to work today; its Saddam's Revenge."
Saddam's Revenge by Kid Montana January 19, 2010

Donkey's Revenge 

Donkey's revenge is when a girl has been donkey punched and decides to get revenge. While receiving anal sex from the male, she has a friend sneak into the room and just as the male is reaching climax, her friend punches the male in the back of the head, interrupting his orgasm and hopefully making him think twice before he tries a donkey punch again.
Angry about the fact that Peter had donkey punched her the previous week, the next time they had anal sex, Charlotte had her friend Bella come into the room and smash Peter in the back of the head just as he reached orgasm. After being on the receiving end of the Donkey's Revenge, Peter decided against Donkey Punching his girlfriend in the future.
Donkey's Revenge by Sparkletits January 25, 2011

Roomate Revenge

The Roomate Revenge is a popular sex position done as retribution to a roomate who has been a dick.

One will:

(a) time his or her significant other(s) to come over when the other roomate is not there

(b) remove all clothing

(c) proceed to have hot and sweaty sex all over the victim's bed
Jenny: Hey, why is my bed covered in splooge?

Kate: No idea, maybe you had a wet dream!

(Jenny was a victim of Roomate Revenge)
Roomate Revenge by halpwr November 4, 2012

Zapata's Revenge 

That overly indulgent, uncomfortably full, generally gross feeling you get after eating an entire **burrito that you intended on only eating half of and saving the rest for later.
Named after the 1910 Mexican freedom fighter Emiliano Zapata Salazar who was the leader of the "Liberation Army of the South" or Zapatistas.

**The standard San Francisco taqueria size burrito which is roughly the size of an adult forearm
I just at that entire burrito from Pancho Villa's and totally have Zapata's Revenge.
Zapata's Revenge by keeniej October 31, 2013

Stalin's Revenge 

Drinking the fucked up water in Russia (Sochi, specifically) and the result being shitting your asshole out. It is similar to drinking the water in Mexico except the Russian water tells you when and where to shit.
Dude, don't drink the water in Sochi. You'll get Stalin's Revenge. That's right, the Russian version of Montezuma's revenge.
Stalin's Revenge by Captain Yar February 5, 2014

Kunta's Revenge 

1. The term given to any Aryan woman, who dates a black man.

2. When a black man has sex with a caucasian/Aryan woman.
Jackson was determined to avenge his ancestors' slavery. He attempted Kunta's Revenge on every blonde he met.