Retrid

A retarded way to say retard.

He is such a retrid.

by dream-team-of-mean August 19, 2008

rethole

An asshole who plays a retribution paladin in World of Warcraft 3.0.2 when retribution paladins were gods of pvp. People would call the smug, gloating paladin a rethole as a leetspeak cutdown to avoid the possibility of being reported for verbal harassment.

I got killed by the rethole during 12 seconds of immunity bubble. Totally fair.

by Blueiris January 4, 2009

Retarded Boss

Very like boss. Brilliant, but in a stupid/retarded way.

*Guy falls over and takes out two people, but manages to not spill a drop of his beer.*

Person 1: Dude, did you fucking see that?!?

Person 2: Holy shit, that was retarded boss.

by Phlil February 27, 2010

Retard Rivalry

An argument or fight between two or more stupid people. Especially immaturely and in front of a group of people.

Those two dumbasses, Ben and Jared, both liked the same girl, so they formed a retard rivalry and began yelling at each other like fucking five-year olds.

The retard rivalry between the homosexual HSM fanboy and the emotard went over the edge and eventually the two began viciously attacking each other.

by CloudSephiroth247 November 20, 2009

Retardizzle

A term used by many wiggers and prepubescent boys who play runescape.

Being cool to be a retard.

Yall hatin' haters need to stop with the retardizzle shiznitz.

Look at sammy over there he oozes confidence in his retardizzle state.

by tsunbot August 1, 2010

retoxicate

To immediately undo the effects of a detox by going on a big night out.

I spent the day at the spa detoxing and am about to go on a bender to retoxicate myself!

by Knavesdied October 30, 2010

retortoise

Someone who thinks of a witty response too late for it to be funny. A combination of the word retort and tortoise.

That would have been funny five minutes ago, too bad you're a retortoise.

by JuanNephrota August 14, 2012