ranger boner

A military joke, meaning a hardcore boner.

He had a ranger boner!

by Julie October 22, 2004

rangers

One of the most successful football teams in existence. Started in 1872. Since there beginning they have won
The club is home to an all-seated 51,082-capacity Ibrox Stadium in south-west Glasgow, has been accredited as one of UEFA's five-star stadia.

Rangers have a big rivalry with Celtic which they have more victories over their rivals
Rangers F.C. - 148 Wins
Draws - 92
Celtic F.C. - 134 Wins

Rangers have acheived many records and cups:
The trophy room consists of at least 198 trophies which includes a world record of
51 league titles. 9 in a row 31 scottish cup titles and 24 league cup titles.

Record home attendance: 118,567 vs Celtic, January 1939

Record victory: 13-0 vs Possilpark, Scottish Cup, October 1877
Record appearances: John Greig, 755, 1960-1978
Record league appearances: Sandy Archibald, 513, 1917-1934
Record European competition appearances: Barry Ferguson, 65
Record goalscorer: Ally McCoist, 355 goals, 1983-1998
Shutout record: Chris Woods, 1196 minutes, 1986/87 (British record)

celtic fan: 'we won the last title'
rangers fan: ' we won 51 of them'
celtic fan: 'weve won less old firm matches'
rangers fan: 'big jock knew'

by rangers1872 August 5, 2007

Chairborne Ranger

1) Any and all Airforce personel
2) A wanna-be soldier who has not/will not enlist in the military and/or plays too many FPS

"Damn Johnny is busting out no-scopes left and right" "Thats becuase he's a Chairborne Ranger"

by R3dundantC January 14, 2008

Ford Ranger

Has so much power it is mostly know as the white missile. Rips Mitsubishi Triton owners a new arsehole whenever they operate the holy automobile. Can flog the shit outta it and it’ll act like it’s brand spanka from the dealer.

Person 1: Holy shit u just see that.
Person 2: What u mean I didn’t see nuffin.
Person 1: Must of been a Ford Ranger was as fast as missile.

by Yeah nah yeah February 12, 2019

Rangers

Rangers - Arguably one of the biggest professional football teams in the world, and the biggest in Scotland. The club holds the record for most professional competitive honours won in world football. The club, (like its rival, Celtic FC), has a shameful background of sectarianism spawning from the tension of Glasgow in the 19th and early 20th century regarding Irish Catholic immigrants.

"Rangers are one of the biggest clubs in world football."

by romulusWolfe April 28, 2007

New York Rangers

A BOSS team that although lost to the devils, are still great. king henrik and captain cally and richards and gaborik lead the way. they haven't lost to the shit flyers since 2011 and can and will beat the caps and islanders any day.

Yo the New York Rangers are boss.

by NYR May 26, 2012

Ranger

One badass muthafucka who will kill yo ass if you agress him. 4 times as powerful as his strongest friend and is addicted to seeing blood spill. He is a trained fighter and specializes in Jiu- Jitsu, Brazzilian Jiu- jitsu, and Val Tudo. He is very atractive and gets pussy twice a week. He also has a very large cock.

Girl 1: Oh, its Ranger!

Guy1: HOLY SHIT!

by hargablar August 5, 2011