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Life, Reality, and Time

The three main illusions brought on by an absence of alcohol.
"After Dan woke up on Monday, he experienced heavy symptoms of Life, Reality, and Time."
by Lily_of_Geeks May 16, 2009
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Unlock Reality

A manuscript which explains the Construction of the Universe in simple terms that anyone can understand. Some claim it is an urban myth while others claim to have read it.
There follow some points about it:

Point One:
Unlock Reality is a book in manuscript form that is just over 100 pages long.

Point Two:
It does not have an author listed though it is widely rumoured that five main people are involved with its production. Two are reported to be Monks of some sort, one a Metaphysics Professor working in a British University and two other gifted people with no specific qualifications.

Point Three:
Unlock Reality has been briefly descried as “one of the most unusual publications on the planet, with the potential to produce a shift in perception that could change the course of history and guarantee the survival of the human race

Point Four:
It is being prepared for world release by a group called I.S.D.T. and there is also a group trying to prevent it getting out who go by the name of The Brotherhood of the Eternal Light.

Point Five:
Those preparing it for world release have been affected strangely and been inspired to follow childhood dreams. This is sometimes referred to as the UR effect. These include going to the Himalayas, taking up skydiving, starting websites of which there are hundreds and writung poetry.

Point Six:
All those concerned with proof reading and the production have had to sign confidentiality contracts. In addition all copies request that readers do not quote or copy from it so no quotes have appeared anywhere.

Point Seven:
50 copies were released via Bookcrossing.

Point Eight:
Many people are involved in an international treasure hunt for the 50 copies.

Point Nine:
There is a project to place copies permanently in key locations around the world, including the Grand Canyon, and Tower Bridge. There is meant to be a copy being held by Tibetan Monks for safekeeping and the Dalai Lama was recently presented with a copy as was the Archbishop of Canterbury.

Point Ten:
There is quite a storm over whether or not Unlock Reality is real or not; ironic for something that has sparked much debate over the nature of reality.
by Tmonome September 19, 2008
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The Reality Complex

"The Reality Complex" is an elicitation of the mind when one realizes modernity and adaptation to any inhabitance or condition is why they follow current society. The population whom are affected by this may cause havoc and malfeasance, such as homicide whenever contradicted with on whether they like of their interests.
A commonplace synonym to, "The Reality Complex" can be as anything basic as a cognitive infection. People may gain symptoms such as mental deficiency, confusion between homophone spellings, as well as meaningless pictures of food and wine on Instagram.
Person A.) I'm going to Trickshot and Hashtag the whole world until it's a pestering epidemic!

Person B.) O', "The Reality Complex", why do you still bear to exist?

Person C.) whats worse is that were portions of text youre a ideit.

Person B.) What's worse is your carcinogen-producing grammar.
by Ninja of Logic May 26, 2014
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surreal reality

When your reality is like a hallucinatory quality of a dream. Seems unreal.
When my father passed, going to work seemed like I was in a surreal reality.
by Clevering January 25, 2018
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burntual reality

The concept and idea of Burning Man and its sanctioned regional burns, but in the space of Virtual Reality.
In the year 2020, due to the Covid-19 pandemic, Burning Man and many of its regional burns were forced to cancel leaving hundreds of thousands of burners without a way to gather and express themselves. A small group known as Black Rock City VR (BRCVR.org) ventured into the realms of virtual reality, found the platform AltspaceVR, and struck a deal between The BM Org and AltspaceVR to hold the world's first, fully sanctioned, fully realized VIRTUAL BURN!

"WELCOME TO THE AGE OF BURNTUAL REALITY BABY!!!"
by King Max July 22, 2020
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quantum reality

The principal features of quantum theory contradict "cause and effect" relationships (relativity) by assuming that random, spontaneous events can and do occur within a quantified limit (specified by the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle). Therefore, a future event (or non-event) has both a multiple probability (statistical) and a quantum probability of 50/50 that is not predictable.

As the observer is outside the event horizon, there exists two realities; that is , a state of existing (or being) and that of not existing.

Just as it may be that one dies, one does not "know" when one dies; the quantum state would be both dead and alive while the relative state would be dead or alive.

An again, reality is based on the perceptive analysis of the observer; at any given time the observer is outside the event horizon and is in the present or the past.

However, there is an relativistic assumption that there exists a continuum for all sets, but this cannot be made from a quantum state.
Quantum reality transmutates the objective into the subjective, and the phyical into the metaphysical.
by Guido1 January 30, 2009
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Church of Reality

In the Church of Reality we have one belief: if it is true, then we believe it.
by weirdgirl August 8, 2003
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