Purple McGuire

Another word for autoerotic asphyxiation.

Do you know how David Carradine died? He gave himself a Purple McGuire.

by KrebsWorld June 11, 2014

Tasted Purple

The feeling you get in your brain after you've hit your head on something hard, usually the back of the head.

I fell of my skateboard and hit my head so hard I tasted Purple.

by BJC92 July 26, 2017

Purple Pop

And engorged male cock with an oversized, bulbous, purple hued bell end.

That dirty whore went down on my purple pop and choked on the nut.

Your mom couldn’t get enough of my purple pop last night.

That toothless prostitute gummed the he’ll out of my purple pop for $5.

by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017

Purple Hearter

Someone who is a BTS ARMY but lowkey doesn’t like the association with Twitter ARMY... have y’all seen twt army’s attitudes??

“Did you see that Twitter ARMY link their fancam under *insert literally anything*?”

“Yes! There’s a reason why I left Twitter. Thank god I’m a Purple Hearter ‘cause this is out of hand.”

by Trainer Hoseok July 13, 2020

purple-lining

Occurs when one is using the Maps app on an iPhone. Instead of actually reading the directions, the person simply makes sure that their blue location dot remains along the path of the purple directions line.

"Bro, what exit are you supposed to get off at?"

"No idea, man. I'm straight purple-lining right now."

by Kyle Rh. October 3, 2009

purple funk

(adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.

I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.

by GolderGirl April 7, 2019

Purple Box

When a woman is about to get off but doesn’t get the chance to cum. She then has a painful box.

Your wife had a purple box when you didn’t get her off last night, don’t worry I took care of it.

by dicknibbler January 7, 2023