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Beg Punch

When you punch a girl in the lower abdomen while she is on her period.
Rhianna was being particularly bitchy during her time of the month, so Chris Brown gave her a Beg Punch to shut her up.
by Death2Hoomanity April 24, 2018
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Sneck Punching

The Art of Punching someone in the Sneck.
Dude, i just got my degree in Sneck Punching from the Sneck Dojo of America.
by Gunars! December 21, 2009
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grilla punch

The act of punching someone in the mouth, knocking out their teeth and then face fucking them.
Damn woman, if you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna grilla punch you!!!
by joeydetuned January 13, 2009
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alpine punch

A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.
That alpine punch made me shit needles for days.
by Gambeaners November 24, 2013
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muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.
Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.
by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016
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Madulla Punch

When a man is fucking his partner doggy style and punches his partner in the back of the head (@ the madulla ablongata) when his partner is about to come, making the brain spasm as his partner comes. Also known as a "donkey punch".
Lyndsay has been Madulla Punched one too many times!
by Abraham Madulla August 26, 2010
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Punch the custard

1. The Sex
2. How you feel when your pencil lead breaks
3. Yes.
Hey you wanna go punch the custard in my room?
by Captain Custard September 12, 2014
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