When you make a child the object of your life’s attention and sole purpose and you will disable people to protect that child.
by Surrealandropodous August 8, 2021
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by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021
Get the dickness protection mug.similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection
bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection
aurora: just go into dickness protection
by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021
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Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.
by xoxojordn December 1, 2022
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Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.
by xoxojordn December 1, 2022
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