Promalapropism

(noun) the act of misspelling a word and accidentally hitting on a word that actually works well in context, particularly when trying to insult someone.

(After being corrected on the use of "who"). "Well, I notice that your anility is still in one piece."

"Ha ha, I notice that your promalapropism is still in one piece."

Anality - being characterized by the anal stage of psychoanalytics, ie being anal.
Anility - being characterized by old age (and probably senility).

by Ableth March 28, 2021

Proma

Someone who has a kind, modest and beautiful soul. But, can become very wicked and cruel to people she doesn't like. Her partner's name always starts with R.

Hey, you are Proma! Cause your boyfriend's name is Raphael.

by Colossus21 November 22, 2021

promise ring

a ring a boy gets a girl as a way of saying he truly loves her and promises her a forever.

a ring before marriage until the couple is old enough

bob: i got my girl a promise ring and proposed in front of the whole school and made a promise speech while on one knee

dan: good for you my guy

by urmominmybeddd69 January 15, 2022

Promise ain’t getting comm

Some random discord weirdo thot thinking she’s getting comm in yb cord

“promise ain’t getting comm” yeh her ugly ass getting no comm

by Kharomani June 13, 2022

promis

a cute way of saying promise

i promis

by beastie@qais September 30, 2022

Bomb Promise

The act of calling a business or residence promising there is a bomb there.

I can't face going back to work. You should call in a bomb promise.

by mindfreak111 November 2, 2010

Pepperoni Promise

When a plan is made after a night of intensive alcohol consumption and has a very low percentage of actually occuring. Called 'Pepperoni' , as this most likely occurs at a pizza place.

EXAMPLE 1:

"Urg, last night I told a guy in my class we should start a study group and be best friends. What a pepperoni promise"

EXAMPLE 2:
"Tomorrow I am going to wake up and be a better person. I am going to take care of myself, do some community service, oh yeah, tomorrow I start my journey!"

Next Day: " Yeah, that was a huge pepperoni promise.. I'm not doing any of that"

by Maritimer Party July 23, 2012