A person/persons who are under the age of 16 and who are yet to shave who has the authority in a chat room visited by adults to kick boot and delete profiles
by lifes-a-beach2 February 22, 2009
Get the crayon police mug.The chip police is looking for Julia Macias Mocos and and she sleeps on the grass. It’s been four years and they haven’t found her yet. She steals people’s chips.
by julia mocos March 14, 2021
Get the Chip police mug.A mother that sleep deprives her kids so that she can call the police on them for not going to school in the morning.
by Dixie's finest April 13, 2022
Get the Police witch mug.Bottom feeders that don't know how to make money. They harass hard working people to skim their paychecks to line their own pockets. Sit on their lazy asses all day, but their inflated egos lead them to believe they're doing something honorable, when they are single handedly ruining economies, destroying families, and stepping on the success of anyone who doesn't fit into their box. Cops are loser parasites, there are too many of them, and I don't appreciate having to pay taxes to support the salaries of hoards of greedy losers who do nothing for our country but make it worse.
"police officers are washed up losers who's highschool football dreams didn't come to fruition. Learn how to make your own money instead of taking mine."
by SharperKnife December 7, 2018
Get the Police officer mug.protectors of the scene. call scenesters out for being phoney. those who try to prevent their local scene from being swallowed whole by hipsters/scenesters/the like by telling them off. usually they don't have to balls to come back after being told off.
i showed up to the throwdown show in my little sister's jeans and fingerless gloves to score some scene cred, and some mosher dude beat me up. fucking scene police, i'm never going back.
by mawrocki July 19, 2007
Get the scene police mug.Road police are these assclowns on the freeway that are in the left (passing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it's state law) because they're doing the posted speed limit and it slows EVERYONE down. Fuckers.
"I'm in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can't get past becasue of these 'road police' up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!"
by Ryan December 1, 2004
Get the road police mug.A son, daughter, wife, mother, father, husband, brother, friend. An ordinary person, just like you...Except his or her passion was to keep the community safe. They often are never thanked until they are needed.
Keep in mind, cops are the ones who take those drunk drivers off the streets, so your happy little self can make it home safely tonight.
Most people who hate cops, will find themselves in a detrimental situation, in which a cop would be needed--then they'll be thankful. Until that time, they'll continue to be ignorant.
They ARE heroes..no matter what the world says.
Keep in mind, cops are the ones who take those drunk drivers off the streets, so your happy little self can make it home safely tonight.
Most people who hate cops, will find themselves in a detrimental situation, in which a cop would be needed--then they'll be thankful. Until that time, they'll continue to be ignorant.
They ARE heroes..no matter what the world says.
person: I hate police officers they are pigs!!
smarter person: What if someone is trying to kill you one day? Who are you going to call?
person: uhhhh...my gang buddies?!?!?
smarter person: ....yeah, they'll DEFINITELY come save you. *sarcasm*
smarter person: What if someone is trying to kill you one day? Who are you going to call?
person: uhhhh...my gang buddies?!?!?
smarter person: ....yeah, they'll DEFINITELY come save you. *sarcasm*
by itstime4change April 12, 2009
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