Poes

Noun
Auxiliary Verb.

1. A classic South African term used to drastically exaggerate certain words in the everyday language. 2. A name given to your best Bru during an argument or conversation. It can be insulting or banter

1. Yussy, Bru! Did you hear about that owes' trip to Bloem? Ay it was Poes funny!

2. Bru that owe behind the bar was such a Poes! He tried to charge me R45 for a Lion when I can get them for R10 at the bottle store

by Chalieb June 13, 2019

poes

short for pussy
another word for an asshole
fucking terrible person
a cunt

you're acting like a poes!
you poes !!!
i had some of that good poes ?

by JohnWickTDC June 23, 2019

Petstered

When your pets refuse to let you sleep at night by crashing around, bathing, or bed hogging.

I was late to work because my cat petstered me all night.

by Keasterbunny June 26, 2019

poes

black bastard

that poes is stealing my car

by prowhite July 10, 2019

phetsay

Shit talking through sarcasm and parody ... in other words bringing comedy to real life

Did you just phetsay me .... Good one !

by phetsay August 31, 2019

Poesification

A South African (Afrikaans) phrase to define the activity of being transformed into a Poes (slang for idiot) through the art of poesification.

I have been poesified by this guy! He has made me look like a total poes through poesification!!

by Hevajra October 6, 2019

Poet

As Shakespeare said... Someone who writes the shit out a motherfucker.

A rose by any other name still wouldn't know what you are calling it. A poet is a poet ; not a poet laureate. A name is a name but it's not what you are calling it. Life is Life but there's far more to it, you see what's brought to light but that's not all of it. Kept a rose if you recall but I don't know what you would be calling it.

by JohnnyBlazeson October 6, 2019