pootie

Poop; having orgins from "poopie".

"Christine's new baby is such a pootie-pants!

by Angie January 2, 2005

pootify

to sex a man/woman up

damm I pootifyed that bitch and then we got down to bisness

by english January 20, 2005

Pootir

A kid that is full of gas and farts all the time - nickname.

Hey pootir - you little stinker

by Pooter's Mom May 6, 2005

Protien shot

Refering to when a dude ejaculates into a woman mouth giving them there daily dose of protien.

Sally was feeling tierd and ran down till she got a protien shot from Timmy

by Douch nozel November 15, 2010

high protien snack

The orgasmic ejaculation from a man being swallowed.

"Since sperm is pure protien, when I'm feeling tired and run down I found a willing man, suck him off and swallow his 'high protien snack'. In no time I'm feeling energetic."

by bifemftw February 23, 2011

pootie

Someone that really SUCKS

Man your a POOTIE

by STEVEN July 26, 2003

Pootie

A large white male with long curly "tendrals" of hair. Often is mistaken for Wierd Al. Is known as a technnical asshole and a fucking know it all.

"Alex is the biggest I know!"

by NymphRacket January 11, 2004