STEVEN's definitions

Gerk

1. Verb; To play MTG.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.

1. Were you "Gerking" earlier?
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!

by Steven January 14, 2004

ralphitus

One who suffers from the need to work with flamingly homosexual people hoping to get a piece of the action.

Ralph chose to work at he.net because suffered from ralphitus.

by Steven September 12, 2003

monkeyy

A cool person named Steven who loves doris.

Monkeyy loves his baby girl

by Steven January 7, 2005

Meh

Below average...bad.
or as a general term for "don't care"

Example 1
"How're you feeling?"
"Meh."

Example 2
"What would you like to drink?"
"Meh."

by Steven May 13, 2005

bebee

my name for my baby. derived from chinese for 'baby'.

i luf my bebee julie!

by steven March 1, 2005

billpay

A type of website that lets you pay your bills online, especially using funds from your bank account. Offered by most banks for a small monthly fee.

I just payed my phone bill, insurance bill, and rent all online using my bank's billpay website.

by Steven January 1, 2004

dece

Shortened form of "Decent" but can also be used as a form of greeting. It lets the person know that you are glad to see them.

You walk into your friends car and istead of saying watsup, you say "dece" it implies whatsup, I am ready to go.

by Steven June 14, 2004