STEVEN's definitions

versatile

A gay/bi term that means a guy is comfortable being either the pitcher or the catcher during anal sex. Some versitile guys have a preference for one over the other, but will do whichever depending on their current partner. Others have no real preference between the two and alternate to keep their sex life more interesting.

Also shortened to "vers".

"Hey.. you top, bottom, or vers?"

by Steven February 12, 2004

monkeyy

A cool person named Steven who loves doris.

Monkeyy loves his baby girl

by Steven January 7, 2005

ralphitus

One who suffers from the need to work with flamingly homosexual people hoping to get a piece of the action.

Ralph chose to work at he.net because suffered from ralphitus.

by Steven September 12, 2003

Meh

Below average...bad.
or as a general term for "don't care"

Example 1
"How're you feeling?"
"Meh."

Example 2
"What would you like to drink?"
"Meh."

by Steven May 13, 2005

bebee

my name for my baby. derived from chinese for 'baby'.

i luf my bebee julie!

by steven March 1, 2005

Squidatron

Part Punkatron, part Squid. The Squidatron.

Hey wow! look at that! thats one big squidatron!

by Steven January 27, 2004

croon

To speak, sing, moan, or hum in a soft, gentle, intimate, soothing, or murmuring manner, particularly when adapting to an amplification system or using an echoing effect.

The mother was crooning over the sick child to help her fall asleep.

by Steven January 23, 2004