Piñata Time

The hanging or strangaling of an Hispanic (Preferably Mexican)

Chicana: ¿Puedo obtener un número 5 con polla extra?

Trump supporter: I don't know who you think you are but this is 'Murica and we speak English in 'Murcia! Speak the laungage of the world!

Chicana: Well actually English is the 3d most spoken laughing right behind Sp-

Trump supporter: Shut up you dirty Mexican or it's piñata time for you!! Go make me a taco!

by Snhstndff June 8, 2017

Piñata

When you cum inside of a girl, punch her in the stomach, and your jizz explodes out of her pussy.

My pullout game was weak, so I hit Stacy with the piñata.

by scott&john June 18, 2017

pinstruation

Binging on Pinterest after not being on there for several weeks.

I had a Pinstruation after not having a internet connection for several weeks.

by DiscoDaveK August 16, 2017

pistastrophe

A pistastrophe is what happens when you run out or lose your delicious pistachio nuts. It is a true catastrophe! Dramatic yes, but does cause suffering!

Bro! I lost my brand new 5 pound bag of pistachio's I just bought! Its a pistastrophe!

by Sarasyo November 28, 2017

pistachiio

a pistachio but with an extra i

pistachio is splled pistachio, not pistachiio!

by wizard926e March 10, 2018

PIÑATA

The accidental insertion into the anus of a strand of toilet paper resulting in a dangling wad of feces covered toilet paper.

Krissi always wiped with such precision that It was inevitable that she’d dangle a piñata once in a while.

by JSRN June 15, 2018

pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching big mouth and read the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018