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Philanthrophony

A human being with the uncanny ability to create personal identity with the hottest news topic of the day within 2 relationships in order to gain perceived social value in the context of a Facebook debate, social discussion, or blog in order to hi jack the thread.
EXAMPLE 1: You know this pacifist in my class that disagrees with Iraq says his uncle that he never knew as a Navy SEAL and was killed in Vietnam. I checked out his story and it wasn't true. What a philanthrophony.

EXAMPLE 2: (Man1) HEY MAN, ALL THESE GUN CONTROL LAWS SEEM LIKE AN ATTEMPT TO DISARM AMERICANS. (Phony) WATCH WHAT YOU SAY, MY NIECE WAS SHOT IN SANDY HOOK! (Man1) I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. LOONIES WITH GUNS ARE THE ISSUE. I'M HAPPY I BOUGHT MY GLOCK AND KNOW HOW TO USE IT. SAY HOW COME YOUR FACEBOOK DOESN'T HAVE ANY PHOTOS OF YOUR NIECE ON IT? (Phony) WELL, I NEVER REALLY KNEW HER THAT WELL, AND DON'T TALK TO THAT SIDE OF THE FAMILY. (Man1) GEEZ YOU SEEM TO BE A BIT OF A PHILANTHROPHONY.
by San Diego Kbomb June 20, 2014
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Panther Hug

1) To copulate with one's mate(s) wherein the receiving member is bent over forward and the propagator directly behind, bent over, with arms circumferencing the abdomen of the receiver.

2) To give a warming, energetic, but unexpected hug via approaching from the rear – commonly given to an friend, acquaintance or family member.
1) The tides of my ocean brought forth crashing waves of passion as he encased me with his panther hug.

2) The tides of my ocean brought forth crashing waves of passion as he encased me with his panther hug.
by T3P1D March 15, 2015
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Panther Boogie

To smack a black dick with your hand to make it "boogie".
Tyrone makes me give him panther boogies to make him less sensitive.
by P. Sargent September 9, 2015
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Panther

Slade is the panther of Ely Nevada
by Ky1106 October 12, 2016
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Philanthroworking

Working your ass off at a job overtime only to have to pay more in taxes so welfare mongers and lazy ass people reap the benefits.
I worked 80 hours this week, too bad all my overtime is going to go the taxman so he can hand out EBT cards to the tweakers. Philanthroworking at it's finest.
by RejectKid1981 September 24, 2016
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Philanthrocrat

Rich Democrats. Highly educated and affluent, Philanthrocrats strongly support the social safety net and take very liberal positions on virtually all issues. Most say they always vote Democratic and they are unflagging supporters of Barack Obama. Philanthrocrats are very optimistic about the nation’s future and are the most likely to say that America’s success is linked to its ability to change, rather than its reliance on long-standing principles. On foreign policy, Philanthrocrats are overwhelmingly believe that good diplomacy – rather than military strength – is the best way to ensure peace.
Everyone that likes Bernie Sanders are poor college students. The majority of people that like Hillary Clinton are rich/affluent or middle class democratics, they are such Philanthrocrats.
by benjiy1197 June 17, 2016
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Panther fans

Bad taste of teams. Often dabs in public. Goes to bars and orders a bud light while hitting on the waitress with the biggest rack.
Panther fans: Cam scored I should too (dabs)

Baby, I've go biceps as big as Luke Keuchly.
by Carolina92 July 27, 2016
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