EXAMPLE 1: You know this pacifist in my class that disagrees with Iraq says his uncle that he never knew as a Navy SEAL and was killed in Vietnam. I checked out his story and it wasn't true. What a philanthrophony.

EXAMPLE 2: (Man1) HEY MAN, ALL THESE GUN CONTROL LAWS SEEM LIKE AN ATTEMPT TO DISARM AMERICANS. (Phony) WATCH WHAT YOU SAY, MY NIECE WAS SHOT IN SANDY HOOK! (Man1) I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. LOONIES WITH GUNS ARE THE ISSUE. I'M HAPPY I BOUGHT MY GLOCK AND KNOW HOW TO USE IT. SAY HOW COME YOUR FACEBOOK DOESN'T HAVE ANY PHOTOS OF YOUR NIECE ON IT? (Phony) WELL, I NEVER REALLY KNEW HER THAT WELL, AND DON'T TALK TO THAT SIDE OF THE FAMILY. (Man1) GEEZ YOU SEEM TO BE A BIT OF A PHILANTHROPHONY.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak