Luke pickering

Male, typically overinterested in submarines, has seen more dicks than a gas station toilet yet somehow still identifies as straight.

Bryan asked Luke Pickering out on a date, but all Luke talked about was submerging.

by BoeJanglesz June 7, 2017

Polly Pocketing

The act of taking rolled up dollar bills used for cocaine consumption that were not ones own to begin with.

I saw that Steph girl Polly Pocketing over $200 in rolled up bills last night off the blow mirrors and act like it was her money.

by Attak June 26, 2017

jessie pickering

Jessie is a slag who fucks all the boys around and she’s a lil slag who has a fishy fanny

She’s such a jessie Pickering

by Fuckjessie May 24, 2018

Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.

“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”

by mustysausage November 1, 2018

matthew pickering

Professional hunter
Preferred weapon: Front right section of any capable vehicle
Preferred prey: Dogs

Gonna go do some “matthew pickering” this weekend

by jcv2001 July 28, 2019

Ben Pickering

Twat. Ben Pickering is a twat.

Mate you’re such a Ben Pickering

by YeBoiSkinnyPenis August 29, 2019

Hot Pocketing

Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.

- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."

by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019