Luke pickering

Male, typically overinterested in submarines, has seen more dicks than a gas station toilet yet somehow still identifies as straight.

Bryan asked Luke Pickering out on a date, but all Luke talked about was submerging.

by BoeJanglesz June 07, 2017

Baxley

Typically an overweight male with poor eyesight. Nine times out of ten he will shit himself uncontrollably inside of Henny Penny convience stores.

Baxley shit all over that poor woman in Henny Penny, she hasn’t been the same since.

by BoeJanglesz May 17, 2018