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Period

1) a way to know your not pregnant

2) Uterus is mad that it doesn’t hmget a baby so it bleed every moth for a week
Person 1:” Why are you celebrating”
Person on period:” I’M ON MY PERIOD

Person 1: “Why are you crying over nothing”
Person on period: “ I got my period last night
by XXXTENATCION July 1, 2018
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Period

Your uterus gets a special notice? What's this? A visitor is coming?
Your uterus decides to decorate, because dang, this is a important visitor. Weeks pass. He thinks he's done a mighty fine job. But what.? No one shows

Your uterus, the party host, goes on a rampage and tears everything down and he's really angry.

Welcome to your period
Girl: hey I'm on my period
Other girl: me too..
Girl: cycle sisters
by Turtle tea July 6, 2018
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perio

If your arguing and you win the argument you say perio
Stop talking to me perio
by Khi2clean February 10, 2020
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Periodt, no tampon

Period is another word for a cis-womans monthly discharge, and a tampon is used for them to control it. This phase is use for a ironic, humorous affect.
"She gon' get dragged periodt, no tampon".
by SlangLiterature October 21, 2020
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Period Denial

When you've been on the IUD for so long sans the monthly blood tsunami, you forget periods existed. Until finally, one day it returns and you realize god's sexism cannot be triumphed by science.
Susan sleeps on a Japanese flag every night due to period denial.
by pwubby December 20, 2020
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Periodt queen✋🏼😎💅

A term normally used in the tiktok trend when you drop your crown and somebody gives it back to you, along with some type of affection
Omg hey queen looks like you dropped your crown! Here I wanted to give it back to you, omg wait really? I can have it? No you take it periodt queen✋🏼😎💅. Here you dropped this as well:👑❤️💕💜✨⚡️🤍🦋😳
Don’t be so clumsy next time!
by Kristen Lovebird June 8, 2021
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Period Virgin

The stupid, unsuccessful way you feel when everyone has gotten blood spurted out of their uterus and you're sitting there, without any blood spurting out of your uterus, because you are "built different", or at least that's what you tell your math tutor who doesn't care in the slightest.
"Dammit I'm a period virgin, okay? I didn't wanna say anything because I know you just can't stand the thought of someone else not having blood gush out of one of their holes."
by Period Virgin September 16, 2021
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