Pacetti

A game, often played via email, in which the object is to obscure the meaning of simple written ideas with the use of arcane and inscrutable, but artful, prose.

I got another Pacetti email. It took me almost four minutes to figure out that it was saying he likes the McSweeney's article on sea turtles.

by SaltMaster4000 July 29, 2011

Pocketbunnies

Extremely sexual and sleazy rockers...

Those rockers are real pocketbunnies

by Sleazebunny September 6, 2011

Pocket-swag

A piece of linen (or occasionally a folded napkin or piece of paper/card) inserted into the pocket of a suit jacket in order to truly complete a suit. When worn with confidence and assurance, it brings an atmosphere of 'swag' to a room. No one really knows why or how, just that there is something added to a setting or environment when a pocket-swag is present, making you feel, in that place right between your heart and your soul, that this just feels right. This is not simply a 'pocket square', this is pocket-swag. To the untrained eye, very similar. To experienced swagologists, their difference is everything.

Girl: Nice pocket square!
Guy: Excuse me?
Girl: I said that I like your pocket square.
*Guy laughs*
Girl 2: That ain't no pocket square. That's pocket-swag, you amateur.
Girl: I am so sorry.
Guy: Don't worry. Mistakes happen.

by Big_Nate_Dawg May 27, 2013

pocket jerking

Jerking off with your hand that is in your pocket.

He was tried pocket jerking to hide the fact he was jacking off through his pocket.

by hdhdhdhd897897 February 7, 2014

pocket grease

Money
A derivative of greasing someone's palm

My Dad would say to me as he reached in his pocket "I know you have a date tonight, I don't want you looking broke so here is a little pocket grease " as he handed me a fifty.

by King dbl Z B February 10, 2018

Pocket Ham

The left over ham from Thanksgiving that one stores in their pocket until the timing is right. At that point one rips the ham from their pocket and begins second Thanksgiving.

Caleb was sitting in group meeting and decided it was the perfect moment to whip out his pocket ham.

by SideBar November 21, 2019

Peter Packed

The gayest thing ever

Wow, that guy just peter packed his gay anal lover in the ass.

by Ryan Meezer August 3, 2007