Missy used to date Pete. After they broke up, he went pretenda-fag and dated a guy, but is now back to sleeping with Missy.
by mystical777girl May 27, 2011
Get the pretenda-fag mug.yeah, i guess tass is a thole, but the mrs puts him in line.
"hey, jim, look at that tasshole. what a sight to see!!
i fondly recall the pretassy days. they were so care-free
"hey, jim, look at that tasshole. what a sight to see!!
i fondly recall the pretassy days. they were so care-free
by dementiad August 2, 2011
Get the pretassy mug.A young adult of legal age pretending to be independent while still living at home, driving mom and dad's car, etc...Pretending to be independent...Pretendependant!
Joanna bragged about her new shoes, which she could only afford because as a pretendependent, she has discretionary money to spend.
by ultraskinpro May 24, 2012
Get the Pretendependent mug.Beyonce was pretegnant with Blue Ivy, at which point her surrogate mother was ACTUALLY pregnant.
A good way to get your noncommittal boyfriend to propose is to be pretegnant.
A good way to get your noncommittal boyfriend to propose is to be pretegnant.
by BarnyardFunk March 5, 2013
Get the Pretegnant mug.noun; adjective: Pop culture that is over-appreciated by preteens that look down their un-knowing noses at anyone who doesn't "get it."
Dad A: I had to go see Les Mis again. Five times, now.
Dad B: Mine's addicted to Twilight and Hunger Games.
Dad C: I had to go to see Justin Bieber.
Dad D: It wouldn't be so bad except they're so preteentious about it. Make one peep about not wanting to see the same movie 9 times and suddenly I'm a horrible parent.
Dad B: Mine's addicted to Twilight and Hunger Games.
Dad C: I had to go to see Justin Bieber.
Dad D: It wouldn't be so bad except they're so preteentious about it. Make one peep about not wanting to see the same movie 9 times and suddenly I'm a horrible parent.
by Karaoke Joe April 6, 2013
Get the Preteentious mug.Around the end of Dexter season 6 Debra realizes she has romantic feelings for the show's name sake. When I watch season 7 I will see if they commit Pretendcest.
by Purvplegurple December 15, 2013
Get the pretendcest mug.Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).
"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."
by rcalley July 8, 2014
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