Definitions by rcalley

summer swirler 

A fine cocktail crafted from 1 part fla-vor-ice pop, 1 part vodka. Cut up the popsicle into little pieces, then pour over your favorite vodka. You'll need to swirl it around for about 15 seconds before it tastes good - hence the name!

Who wants a refreshing summer swirler!

summer swirler by rcalley July 11, 2014

pretend weekend 

Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).

"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."

pretend weekend by rcalley July 8, 2014

fauxtograph 

Any picture in an online profile that makes fugly people look hotter. (AKA the "Myspace angle")

Guy 1: Yo, Jessica's Myspace picture makes her look hot.
Guy 2: The dumpy girl?
Guy 1: Yeah - total fauxtograph.

Girl 1: You see Jon's facebook profile?
Girl 2: Yeah - he's way hairy in real life, and fat as f*!~.
Girl 1: I know - TOTAL fauxtograph.

fauxtograph by rcalley February 21, 2008