peni

An adjective pertaining to the anarchist punk/goth band Rudimentray Peni. Usually insane, terrifying, or in some way akin to a mental illness.

Dude, that show was so peni! I almost had a seizure!

by closet punk May 24, 2005

penis

if you're a gay or bi guy...there's one between your legs, and another either in your mouth or in your ass!

Jorge put his penis in my mouth while touching the one in between my legs.

by I.S. Uck June 4, 2009

Penis

Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural pe·nes /'pE-(")nEz/; or pe·nis·es
Etymology: Latin, penis, tail; akin to Old High German faselt penis, Greek peos
Date: 1676
: a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body

I like to suck penis. Cock. What stenzler has in his juicy white ass.
whiteazz

by Jack Byers January 12, 2004

Penis

n. A part of the male human body that operates itself in a most incriminating manner.

I was going to make the job interview but the penis decided I should visit my girl instead.

by Mykl66 September 18, 2012

penis

a stick that are on men and that girls usually suck on when trying to have a baby.when gets exited white salty creamy and sticky stuff shoots out.has a sack hanging down from it with 2 round small balls called "balls".also when gets exited gets bigger cause blood from your head goes down into the penis.to get it exicted just simply rub on it,have someone suck on it,suck on it yourself or just fuck with another girl.

"hey can you suck my penis?" "sure"

by fjdhaidghui July 24, 2006

Penis

Something Ronald wishes he had.

I wish i had a penis like every other normal guy...

by Sherazzaz January 9, 2011

penis

the stick that hangs between mens leg's

look at ur penis its huge

by felixio November 22, 2004