4 definitions by Jack Byers

a pimp who deals drugs and has a .5 inch dick.
The woman was amazed at Stenzler's .5 inch dick!
by Jack Byers January 12, 2004
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Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural pe·nes /'pE-(")nEz/; or pe·nis·es
Etymology: Latin, penis, tail; akin to Old High German faselt penis, Greek peos
Date: 1676
: a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body
I like to suck penis. Cock. What stenzler has in his juicy white ass.
whiteazz
by Jack Byers January 12, 2004
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Function: noun
Etymology: probably from 1turn + neep; from the well-rounded root
1 a : either of two biennial herbs of the mustard family with thick edible roots: (1) : one (Brassica rapa rapifera) with usually flattened roots and leaves that are cooked as a vegetable (2) : RUTABAGA b : the root of a turnip
2 : a large pocket watch
I ate a turnip.

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I looked at my turnip to tell the time.
by Jack Byers February 24, 2004
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what i am , a white boy who kicks ass. yo yo. Phish rules!!!!!
I met tons of whiteazzs at the Phish show.
by Jack Byers January 12, 2004
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