PENIS 

A male body part where expired milk comes from

Suck my penis

Okay,wshhhshh

Oh yeah

PENIS by Izhdijddodjdywobsbxj May 4, 2018

Penis 

Something you stick inside women or a guy if you’re a faggot

I stuck my penis in Her/his ass,pussy,mouth,ear,nose,

Penis by IcePoceidon September 13, 2019

Penis 

A long smooth shaft complete with two balls

You just put your Penis into my Vagina

Penis by Bob May 13, 2003

penis 

What every guy thinks with, instead of his brain.

"That guy is a no-good, perverted loser who hurts girls because he thinks with his penis!"

penis by bri@nn@ February 5, 2008

penis 

an appendage of the male genetalia

charlie town eats penis for dinner!

penis by yo September 25, 2002

penis 

1)Noun:
Can be used as Yes or No
2)Noun:
Something girls and guys suck on (sad but true)

A: Do you have the time?
B: Penis!

penis by Semaj November 28, 2004

penis 

A joystick that protrudes from a man's pelvic region - if its button is pressed enough, can cause salty white ice cream to come out, short circuiting the penis, and causing it recede to flaccidity.

Guy - "While playing Star Wars: Rouge Squadron II yesterday, my joystick broke, so I pulled out my spare penis. But there were so many TIE fighters, and I ended up spilling my ice cream all over my keyboard!"

penis by averygoodburger February 17, 2010