shit ton

n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds

I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.

by PuffTheHoneyBadger December 05, 2020

A Fuck Ton

This term is used when you can't give an exact number of a given thing but you have a lot of it.

Shit, that is a fuck ton of bills I gotta pay.

by Genosse Von Dumbass December 03, 2021

Sack Ton

A large amount of something. A lot. A Bazillion.

As my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, I busted a nut in her mouth. After she swallowed and wiped the corners of her mouth she said "that was a sack ton son. "

by Captain Winki April 03, 2016

Sack Ton

A lot, such as a gazillion.

On moving day, when my friend saw all the boxes he had to help he said " that is a sack ton son. "

by Captain Winki March 27, 2016

Ton

Exact meaning of not, but spelt backwards

This pen is ton even mine
This pen is not even mine

by $@//? October 20, 2018

Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.

Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom

by Psychos! September 19, 2020

Ton

An underage user of steroids

Hey you look like ton

by Kerman jones March 14, 2017