bird nester

a person who eats alot of fruit with seeds and then stores them in his upper lip, and then spits them on an unsuspecting victum.

by golly this watermelon is darn right good i say, but watch out for henry, he is a bird nester and he will spray you with seeds. good morrow

by beanballz February 26, 2010

Corn noser

The act of kissing ass so deep and hard you get corn on your nose

That is how you can get that raise kiss it deep and hard corn noser

by Corn nosed January 30, 2017

Dragon's nostrell

How your ass hole feels after a hard night of curry eating.

My ass was like a Dragon's nostrell after the tandoori last night.

by Oliver Penney August 25, 2009

Crow's Nester

Taking a dump in a urinal in a men's bathroom. This term pays homage to the 'upper decker' of yore. Since the urinals are usually mounted higher than other disposal units in the bathroom, it just makes a lot of sense.

Once, at a marathon, a runner came in to take a Trump/Clinton (your choice) and it was all hands on deck. So he saddled a urinal and gave it a good crow's nester.

by sundansx August 31, 2017

Red Noser

When a guy sucks up to a girl because shes on her period.
Similar to being a brown noser.

Angela-Go to the store and buy me something,then cut the grass and water the plants.oh,do all of it in an hour
Girls boyfriend-(in his head)cunt,youre fucking crazy if you think im gonna do all that bullshit.(outloud)why yes honey,ill do any thing.
Girls friend-geez,hes nice.
Angela-naaa hes just being a red noser

by yagirlangela April 13, 2011

Nostradamus

A man who foretold events in the world to come.

Nostradamus says that there will be a locaust plauge and a "new prince" in the future.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Head Chief of Brown Nosers

This is a very time consuming occupation. Strongly related to a brown noser, this person spends many of hours sucking the dicks of ALL of the upper management.

Although they do NOT discriminate, the tell tale signs that someone around you may be the head chief of brown nosers MAY differ from men to women.

When the head chief is a man, he is most recognized by the bald spot on the back of his head, caused from the constant wearing from the hand(s)of the blowee.

When the head chief is a woman, you will find that she has stretch marks around her lips.

e1..Terry has been spending a lot of time in Dicks office lately, do you know what that is about..

e2..He is earning his status of Head Chief of Brown Nosers..

e1. how can you tell??

e2..The bald spot!

by nellerpz February 2, 2008