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Nobe The Rabbit

by AkaTech April 9, 2023
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Nobel Peace Prize

Something given to war criminals.
Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize and proceeded to bomb brown children.
by EmeraldGod April 25, 2023
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moses nosedive

moe'zes noze'dive (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick, in which an individual places the skateboard on his/her chest in mid-air and parts the air with his/her hands.

2.) A proposition of sorts involving the parting of limbs to reveal an opportunity of biblical proportions.

see: cunnillingus, no hand abraham
1.) I started my vert run with a 720 Madonna, then I went straight into the Moses Nosedive.

2.) Her legs parted like the red sea, so I gave her the moses nosedive.
by strathosphere November 22, 2010
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Bottle Nosed Titties

A woman who has titties that are the shape of a dolphin's nose.
I yanked off her bra and that bitch had bottle nosed titties, man!
by ThatTittieGuy November 18, 2013
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get noobed boi

When your so toxic that you finally kill someone and hump it in there face
by Thatomedude October 18, 2020
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hah lol nobody cares

A phrase ex-besties keeps texting me.
Me: I AM LITERALLY DYING RIGHT NOW CALL AN AMBULANCE
Ex friend: hah lol nobody cares
Me: about you.
by Nobody reads this except you- September 29, 2021
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Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes

1) a threat used by a bomber where they force their hostages to spill out classified information or else they get blown up
2) ironic/satirical statement for when you just want someone to shut up but they keep on blathering on about stuff you don't care about
Bank robber: *rips the duct tape off of Karen's mouth* Give me the code to the safe
Karen: *cries* I won't let you do this!!!!
Bank robber: Shut up! Now keep talking and nobody explodes!!

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Her: .......sitting on this balcony and I wanted to talk to him but couldnt but then I drank a glass of wine and I did but ended up talking to another guy who seemed cool and so I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........ and we took a selfie together.
Me: *nods head impatiently* Oh ok
Her: oh and which reminds me I also met this other guy--
Me, seething with impatience: Yes..... Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes...... 🙃
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 21, 2021
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