Penile Dramas

Dramas occurring with someone's penis. Often requiring medical assistance. Definitely shouldn't be made fun of by your mates.

Can be used as an interjection in a sentence without context.

James: "So my uncle was arrested for doing coke last weekend."

Will: "Penile dramas."

James: "Shut the fuck up. So annoying..."

by Pears On Special March 31, 2022

drama-parasite

drama-parasite - this friend is always going through a crisis and you can't enjoy yourself with them because you're too busy picking up the pieces, of whatever is their current problem. And they always have one/hundred.
Do not mistake for emotional vampire.

That girl is a drama-parasite.

Uh huh!

by Trinity River July 24, 2014

drama humping

when people pile up on an online post due to their wretched desire for drama and attention.

wow, when "Mouth Breathing CHUD Zone" kept replying to the neighbourhood watch group on FB about the unlikely scenario that aliens were responsible for abducting local cats, drawing in like-minded idiots, i knew they were all thirsty for some drama humping to spice up their empty existence.

by Traipsing Balls July 20, 2023

Aggro Drama

Aggressive & Dramatic falsehoods such as rumors about another individual for nothing more than the need to make oneself feel better about their own inequities.

I'm not the one going around spreading Aggro Drama everywhere.

by The Surreal Urbanist January 3, 2021

Greek drama

When the most exciting, dramatic scenes take place off stage, away from the audience.

Cora Crawley, Countess of Grantham: The trouble is Mary's back from London today as well. She gets in at five o'clock.
Isobel Crawley, Baroness Merton: Matthew's driving down in Lavinia's car. They won't meet on the train.
Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham: That's a relief. I hate Greek drama. You know,
when everything happens off stage.

by GiveretDingus July 23, 2021

drama sobs

Tears of a drama queen

"WHY CAN'T I GO OVER TO DYLAN'S HOUSE!!!??? DAD I HATE YOU!!!" (drama sobs)

DAD: "Don't even bother, Little Missy. I'm immune to your drama sobs"

by UCSteve May 12, 2017

Drama hound

Someone who constantly seeks drama. They may say they don't, but they continue to stay around the center of drama.

She's such a drama hound.

by Baepsae May 27, 2016