by Concludedspade November 02, 2020
by mja008 November 29, 2019
when you bust a massive nut on a girls face running from the top of her forehead, over the nose, and across the lips, as if you flung a spaghetti noodle at her from across the room . may also lie diagonal across the whole of the face .
guy: wow girl i just emptied my balls on your face .
Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.
Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.
by riddler256 August 05, 2011
A twacked out person whom has lost control of their bodily functions and flayles about in an inconsistent manner.
Person #1-Damn that fool is lit like a christmas tree.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.
by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019
A guy with really skinny legs that gets all the booty and likes to play instruments just like he plays with girls.
by lemmeruptureyopussy69 April 14, 2017
When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
by theblondebomber April 30, 2009
by LasianMac April 02, 2018