Noodle rub

When you rub your finger through the hole on your pants
Person 1: “what’re you doing?”
Person 2: “I’m giving you a noodle rub.”
by Concludedspade November 02, 2020
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noodle-necker

one who cheats by stretching their neck to peek at their neighbors cards during a game
Quit looking at my cards you noodle-necker.
by mja008 November 29, 2019
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spooge noodle

when you bust a massive nut on a girls face running from the top of her forehead, over the nose, and across the lips, as if you flung a spaghetti noodle at her from across the room . may also lie diagonal across the whole of the face .
guy: wow girl i just emptied my balls on your face .

Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.
by riddler256 August 05, 2011
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Noodle grooving

A twacked out person whom has lost control of their bodily functions and flayles about in an inconsistent manner.
Person #1-Damn that fool is lit like a christmas tree.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.
by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019
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danger noodle

A snek who is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYYYYYYYYY LONG AND DANGEROUS!
Person 1: Cool snake.
Person 2: Nah, it's a danger noodle.
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Noodle doodle

1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.

2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.
Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly

Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle

The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*
by Nicko the dicko April 15, 2014
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Sweater Noodles

The string used to cinch the hood of a hoodie.
by teachonmars January 21, 2019
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