A drama pest is a human that (often whilst intoxicated) becomes a cheeky pest and incites drama.
This personality trait may be exacerbated by an overindulgence in various substances; the consumption of five bottles of champagne for example.
Drama pests are often caught up in arguments with friends, lovers and strangers or dangerous situations that may cause unnecessary harm, stress and/or anxiety for themselves and others.
This personality trait may be exacerbated by an overindulgence in various substances; the consumption of five bottles of champagne for example.
Drama pests are often caught up in arguments with friends, lovers and strangers or dangerous situations that may cause unnecessary harm, stress and/or anxiety for themselves and others.
Human: "So I visited my ex last night, ended up drinking a lot of wine and got into his bed."
Friend: "Didn't you already tell him you weren't interested?"
Human: "Yes, but..."
Friend (annoyed): "You're such a drama pest! Pull yourself together and some decorum!"
Friend: "Didn't you already tell him you weren't interested?"
Human: "Yes, but..."
Friend (annoyed): "You're such a drama pest! Pull yourself together and some decorum!"
by justaddvodka February 5, 2022

drama-parasite - this friend is always going through a crisis and you can't enjoy yourself with them because you're too busy picking up the pieces, of whatever is their current problem. And they always have one/hundred.
Do not mistake for emotional vampire.
Do not mistake for emotional vampire.
by Trinity River July 24, 2014

When somebody creates a Bulletin on MySpace (or an equivalent action on any other social networking site) that is aimed at only on person for the express reason of causing real life drama.
The bulletin is readable by all of the poster's friends and is vague enough to show anger, but doesn't discuss the problem at length, ensuring the poster's friends contact her to find out what's going on, ensuring they are sucked into the conflict.
The bulletin is readable by all of the poster's friends and is vague enough to show anger, but doesn't discuss the problem at length, ensuring the poster's friends contact her to find out what's going on, ensuring they are sucked into the conflict.
Tina's bulletin read "OMG, you're such a hater. If you don't stop talking shit, I will seriously fuck your shit up!" I'm not worried about it though. She makes at least 10 Drama Bulletins a week.
by asdfagfrg January 15, 2009

Someone (typically a female) who loves to spark drama through exaggerations, gossip or cattiness. Once the flame is lit, they sit back and get off on the havoc they caused.
Female Drama Arsonist 1: "I know his girlfriend is jealous of me already, so I'll comment on his posting about going to the comedy club and say I want to go too."
Female Drama Arsonist 2: "That bitch thinks she can chime in on my man's posting to piss me off?!? I guess I'll let her boyfriend know about the little fling she had on her girls trip."
*This can be a never ending cycle when two Drama Arsonists go head to head (no pun intended).
Female Drama Arsonist 2: "That bitch thinks she can chime in on my man's posting to piss me off?!? I guess I'll let her boyfriend know about the little fling she had on her girls trip."
*This can be a never ending cycle when two Drama Arsonists go head to head (no pun intended).
by ChrisM949 June 23, 2015

starting or getting yourself heavily involved in drama or a controversy to get attention. this attention is mostly just people being pissed off at you and making fun of you and it usually does not last very long.
person 1: did you see the video of that guy being an asshole to others in the grocery store?? what is he gaining out of that?
person 2: he wants drama clout
person 2: he wants drama clout
by fatass_bitch July 19, 2021

by SpaceVagina December 12, 2017

someone who is so over the top that using the work drama king or queen is not sufficient to describe their attitude
lilly..omg did you see how mike reacted..i thought that he was just a drama king turns out he was a drama emperor
by drama emperor April 23, 2019
